Sweet and Sour Seitan(…or Tofu or Cauliflower!)

RECIPE (…ish): Make some Seitan the Day Before Using This Recipe: https://avocadosandales.com/2017/12/17/chickwheat-shreds/ Now, tear it into little chunks, (the seitan recipe is amazing, but firm tofu or cauli chunks could work too!) (…to be honest, I would just use one of the backup options, much easier and equally satisfying!) Then: Get Some Rice Cooking, Then: Make the Sauce: 1 tablespoon veg oil 1 capsicum, big … Continue reading Sweet and Sour Seitan(…or Tofu or Cauliflower!)

KylieApr 7, 2019Leave a comment

Dinner, Lunch

Crumbed (Vegan) Sausages

DO WHAT I DID: I used Aldi vegan sausages. 1. I made breadcrumbs by toasting 4 slices of bread, letting them go cold and then blitzing with a bit of salt and pepper. 2. I made a small bowl of Orgran Egg Replacer, extra thick so it’s noice and slimy. 3. I put some plain flour on a plate. THEN: Heat veg oil (not olive, … Continue reading Crumbed (Vegan) Sausages

KylieJan 28, 2019Jan 28, 2019Leave a comment

Dinner, Lunch

Potato Scallops

DO WHAT I DID: *chef’s note: potato cakes aren’t really real. If somebody tells you they are, don’t make any sudden movements, stay calm, and discreetly signal for help. These are POTATO SCALLOPS To make potato scallops, wet your taters, stab them all around with a pointy knife, microwave them for about 5 mins, or until they are soft enough to slice but NOT SMOOSHY. … Continue reading Potato Scallops

KylieJan 28, 2019Jan 28, 20191 Comment

Dinner, Lunch

Satay Tofu Bao

DO WHAT I DID: The BAO BREAD My bread recipe ended up being pretty close to the bread recipe here: https://www.lazycatkitchen.com/vegan-bao-buns-pulled-jackfruit/ The SATAY SAUCE The sauce is about 2 tablespoons of crunchy peanut butter in bowl, warmed until stirrable in microwave. Then I added bonsoy a little at a time, until I got the right consistency (Ploppy but sticky and noice) Then I added, a … Continue reading Satay Tofu Bao

KylieJan 26, 2019Jan 26, 2019Leave a comment

Dinner

TVP Lasagna

Admittedly, I haven’t seen the WHOLE universe. But THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE. DO WHAT I DID: Use the bechamel sauce from my other post, like: In a big-medium saucepan, melt about 1/3 cup of nuttelex, add about a 1/3 cup of plain flour, stir until it comes together, gradually add BONSOY AND ONLY BONSOY and keep stirring to avoid lumps, if … Continue reading TVP Lasagna

KylieJan 22, 2019Mar 7, 2021Leave a comment

Dinner

Pea and ‘Ham’ Soup

Youse guys. This is LEGIT. The secret is fugloads of salt, a handful of fake bacon and a few splashes of liquid smoke. Holy peaness, Batman. I burnt my tongue but it was worth it. Don’t get weird about it. It’s not really real bacon. It’s made out of mock. DO WHAT I DID: FIRST in a big soup/pasta saucepan add 500 gram bag of … Continue reading Pea and ‘Ham’ Soup

KylieJan 22, 2019Nov 24, 2020Leave a comment

Breakfast

Vegan Dippy Egg Yolk

One of my Facebook people shared this vegan dippy egg yolk recipe from with me a while back and I hope they’re happy with themselves. I don’t know how they can sleep at night, knowing that their decision to link me to this information is directly responsible for leading me down a precarious path which will likely end with me on the streets, drinking dippy … Continue reading Vegan Dippy Egg Yolk

KylieJan 22, 2019Jan 22, 2019Leave a comment

Dinner

Salt and Pepper Tofu

DO WHAT I DID: It’s Aldi tofu, cubed. In a big bowl, put about half a cup cornflour, heaped teaspoon salt, teaspoon garlic powder, teaspoon of sesame seeds, lots of cracked black pepper. Toss the cubes around in there with your fingers until they are all coated. Then fry them in a big frying pan with the bottom covered in veg oil. Wait til oil … Continue reading Salt and Pepper Tofu

KylieJan 22, 2019Jan 22, 20192 Comments

Dinner

Sticky Spicy Cauliflower

It’s cauliflower, but like – better. Because, it’s battered. And deep fried. And coated in a sauce so sticky your Larry will be in the kitchen for eleventy years trying to clean that wok. But, oh! SO worth it! Right, Larry? Right?! #ilikecleanwoksandicannotlie DO WHAT I DID: BATTER In a bowl mix: 1/2 cup flour 1/2 cup milk 1 tsp baking powder 1 tsp garlic … Continue reading Sticky Spicy Cauliflower

KylieJan 22, 2019Jan 22, 2019Leave a comment

Dinner

TVP Spag Bog

My friend Betty bet me $500 I couldn’t drive a car made entirely out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her FACE when I drove pasta. See what I did there? PastA. PastHER. Little pasta joke for you. Because this is a pasta recipe. Badoomtiss. Dinner AND A SHOW ISN’T THIS A TREAT. This was my first TVP bolognese! Holy textured vegetable protein, Batman! This stuff … Continue reading TVP Spag Bog

KylieJan 22, 2019Jul 8, 2019Leave a comment

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It's real food, but WAY veganer.

Sweet and Sour Seitan(…or Tofu or Cauliflower!)

Crumbed (Vegan) Sausages

Potato Scallops

Satay Tofu Bao

TVP Lasagna

Pea and ‘Ham’ Soup

Vegan Dippy Egg Yolk

Salt and Pepper Tofu

Sticky Spicy Cauliflower

TVP Spag Bog